IDENTILIN$$ F002H07|Stephens MS, Eng.966.6|ff. 43-45v; pp.85-90|MTH/mf/6-10-94\P:TJS\o\3-14-96\C:JSC\10-12-98 002.H07.HE1 %X|.Satyra. Secunda.| 002.H07.001 S%5r%6, though I thank God for it, I doe hate 002.H07.002 Perfectlie all this towne: yet there is one state 002.H07.003 In all ill things soe excellently best 002.H07.004 That hate towards them breed, pitty to the rest. 002.H07.005 Though %1Poetrie%2 indeed be such A synne 002.H07.006 As I think>>,<< might bringe %1Dearth%2, & Spanyards, in 002.H07.007 Though like the Pestilence, or old fashion'd Loues[sic] 002.H07.008 It rydes killingely, Catcheth men, and removes[sic] 002.H07.009 Never till it be starv'd out, yet their state 002.H07.010 Is poore disarm'd like Papists, not worth hate: 002.H07.011 Or like a wretch (w%5ch%6 at a Barr Iudgd dead, 002.H07.012 Yet prompts him w%5ch%6 stands next & cold not read, 002.H07.013 And saves his life) gives Ideot Acto%5rs%6 means, 002.H07.014 Starvinge him selfe to Live by his Labourd scae%Lnes. 002.H07.015 As in some Organs, %1Puppets%2 davnce aboue, 002.H07.016 And Bellows pant belowe w%5ch%6 them do move; 002.H07.017 One wold move Loue by rythmes, but witchcraft \(charmes 002.H07.018 Bringe not now their old fears, nor their old harmes 002.H07.019 %1Rammes%2, and slinges now are symple Batterie%>>>Battery<< [CW:Pistolets.] 002.H07.020 %1Pistolets%2 %1are%2 %1y%5e%6%2 %1best%2 %1Artillery.%2 [f.43v] 002.H07.021 And they who wryte to Lords; rewards to gett 002.H07.022 Are they not like boyes singing at Dores for meat? 002.H07.023 And they who wryte, because all wryte have styll 002.H07.024 A sence fore-wrytinge, & for[see#notes] wrytinge ill. 002.H07.025 But he is worse, who Beggerly doth Chawe 002.H07.026 Others-wytts-fruits & in his Ravenous Mawe 002.H07.027 Rawly disgested, Doth these things out-spewe 002.H07.028 As his owne things, & they are his owne, 'tis true: 002.H07.029 For if one eat my meat though it be knowne 002.H07.030 The meat was myne, th'Excrament 's[sic] his owne. 002.H07.031 But they do me no harme, Nor they w%5ch%6 vse 002.H07.032 To Out-swive %1Dildoes%2, and out-vsure Iewes 002.H07.033 T'out drinke the Sea, T'outswear y%5e%6 Lettany 002.H07.034 Who w%5th%6 synns all kynds as famylia%5r%6 bee 002.H07.035 As Confessors, and for whose sinfull sake 002.H07.036 Schoolmen new %1Teneme%Mts%2 in hell must make 002.H07.037 Whose strange sins %1Canonysts%2 can hardly tell 002.H07.038 In w%5ch%6 Comandeme%Mts Large Receipt they dwell. 002.H07.039 But those punish themselues, the Insolence [CW:.Of.] 002.H07.040 Of Coscus only breeds my great offence [f.44] 002.H07.041 Whom tyme, w%5ch%6 rotts all, & makes Botches Poxe 002.H07.042 And Plodding on must make a Calfe an Oxe. 002.H07.043 Hath made A Lawyer w%5ch%6 was (alas) of late 002.H07.044 But scarse A Poett, [sic]jollyer of his state 002.H07.045 Then are newe Benefic'd Mynisters, he throwes 002.H07.046 Like Netts, or Lyme-twiggs, whersoe're he goes 002.H07.047 His tytle of Bariste%5r%6 on every wench 002.H07.048 And woes in Language of y%5e%6 Pleas, on[%1var:%2>>and<<] Bench. 002.H07.049 A Motyon Lady: speake Coscus, I haue bene 002.H07.050 In Loue eve%5r%6 since Tricessimo of the Queene 002.H07.051 Contynuall Claymes I haue made, %1Iniunctions%2 \(gott 002.H07.052 To stay my Rivals suit, That he shold not 002.H07.053 Proceed, spare mee, In %1Hillary%2 Terme I went 002.H07.054 You said if I return'd this Syze in Lentt 002.H07.055 I shold be in Remitter of yo%5r%6 Grace; 002.H07.056 And in the Interim, my Letters shold take place 002.H07.057 Of Affydavits, words, Words w%5ch%6 wold teare 002.H07.058 The tender Laborynth of A soft Mayds Eare [CW:.More.] 002.H07.059 More, more then ten %1Sclavonya%Ms%2 scoulding more [f.44v] 002.H07.060 Then when wynd's in o%5r%6 Ruynd Abbyes roare 002.H07.061 When sicke of Poetrie, and possest of Muse 002.H07.062 Thow wast, and Mad I hop'te; but men w%5ch%6 chuse 002.H07.063 Law practizes for meere Gaine hould sole repute 002.H07.064 Worse then %1Imbrothel'd%2 %1Strumpets%2 %1prostitute%2. 002.H07.065 Now like an Owle-like watchma%M he must walke 002.H07.066 His hand still at A Byll, now he must talke 002.H07.067 Idelie like Prysoners, w%5ch%6 whole month's will sweare 002.H07.068 That only %1Suretiship%2 hath brought them there. 002.H07.069 And to every suyto%5r%6 lye in every thinge 002.H07.070 Like A Kings Favoryte, yea like a Kinge. 002.H07.071 Like A Wedge in A Block, wrung to y%5e%6 Barr 002.H07.072 Bearinge like Asses, and more shameles farr 002.H07.073 Then %1Carted Whores%2: lye to y%5e%6 Graue Iudge, for 002.H07.074 Bastardie abownds not in a Kings Tytles, nor 002.H07.075 Nor[sic] symonie, nor Sodomie, in Churchmens Lives 002.H07.076 As these things do in hym: by these he thrives: 002.H07.077 Shortly as the Sea, he will Compasse all o%5r%6 Land 002.H07.078 From Scotts, to Wight, from Mount to Dover Strand [CW:.And.] 002.H07.079 And spyinge Heires meltinge w%5th%6 Gluttonye [f.45] 002.H07.080 %1Sathan%2 would not Ioy at their sins, as hee. 002.H07.081 For as A [lc]thriftie wench scrapes Kitchen-stuffe 002.H07.082 And Barreling the dropings, and the snuffe 002.H07.083 Of wastinge Candles, w%5ch%6 in thirty year>%Ye%Z< 002.H07.084 Relique-like kept p%Pchaunce buyes wedding-Geare: 002.H07.085 Peecemale[sic] he gets Lands, & spends as much tyme 002.H07.086 Wringinge each %1Acre%2, as men pulling for[sic] Pryme. 002.H07.087 In parchment large as his feilds hee drawes 002.H07.088 Assurances as bygg as gloss'd Civill Lawes: 002.H07.089 So huge, that men in o%5r%6 tymes forwardnes 002.H07.090 Are fathers of the %1Church%2 for wrytinge lesse. 002.H07.091 These he wrytes not, nor for these wrytte%M, paies, 002.H07.092 Therefore spares no lesse,[%1var%2:>>%5length%6<<,] as in the first dayes 002.H07.093 When %1Luther%2 was profest, he did desire 002.H07.094 Short %1Paternosters%2, sayinge as a Fryar 002.H07.095 Each day his Beads, but havinge left these Laws 002.H07.096 Adds to Christs Prayer, y%5e%6 %1Power,%2 %1&%2 %1Glory%2 %1Clause%2 002.H07.097 But when he sells or Changes Land, he impairs 002.H07.098 His writings, and vmatch'd[%1var%2:>>unw<>Heirs< 002.H07.099 As slilie as any %1Com%Mentor%2 goes by 002.H07.100 Hard words, or Sence; or in Divinytie [CW:.As.] 002.H07.101 As Controverters in %1voucht Texts%2, leaues out [f.45v] 002.H07.102 Shrew'd words w%5ch%6 might against them cleare y%5e%6 \(doubt 002.H07.103 Where are those spredd woods, w%5ch%6 Clothd hertofore 002.H07.104 These Bought Lands? Not buylt, nor burnt w%5th%6in dores 002.H07.105 Where's th'old Landords[sic] %1Troopes%2, & Alm's in great halls 002.H07.106 %1Carthusian fasts%2, and fulsome %1Bacchinalls%2 002.H07.107 Equallie I hate; Means blest, in rich mens homes 002.H07.108 I bidd kill some Beasts, but not[sic] %1Heccatombes%2. 002.H07.109 None starve, None surfeit soe; But oh! we allowe 002.H07.110 Good works as Good, but out of fashyon nowe 002.H07.111 Like-old-rich-wardrobes: But my Words non draw 002.H07.112 W%5th%6in the vast reach of the huge statute Lawe. 002.H07.0SS %Xffinis. [three flourishes] 002.H07.0$$ %1No ind; betw. "for" & "wrytinge" in l.24 is a large scribal arc, which might mean to join the 2 words (as previously in the same line)--he obviously didn't get this line%2