IDENTILIN$$ F002SN4|Wedderburn MS|ff. 9-11\T:EWS\o\6-3-83\FM:MTH\mf\6-10-94\P&C:JSC\hwt,mf\3-17-99 002.SN4.HE1 Sat: 5|[LM] \>>Satyre II<< 002.SN4.001 S%+.%5r.%6 thoughe (I thanke God for it) I doe hate 002.SN4.002 Perfectly all this Towne; yet theare is one state 002.SN4.003 In all ill thinges soe excellently best 002.SN4.004 That hate towardes them breedes pittye towards the rest. 002.SN4.005 Thoughe %1Poetry%2 indeed bee a %1Synne%2, 002.SN4.006 (As I thinke) that bringes dearthes and %1Spanyards%2 in; 002.SN4.007 Thoughe like the pestilence, and old fashiond Loue 002.SN4.008 It riddlingly catche men, and doth remoue 002.SN4.009 Neuer, till it bee steru'd oute; yet their state 002.SN4.010 Is poore, disarm'd like Papists, not worthe hate. 002.SN4.011 One, like a wretche w.%5ch%6 att barre iudg'd as dead 002.SN4.012 Yet promptes him that standes next and could not read 002.SN4.013 And saues his lyfe, giues Ideot Actors meanes 002.SN4.014 Starving himselfe, to lyue by his labour'd sceanes. 002.SN4.015 And as in some Organs Puppetts daunce aboue, 002.SN4.016 And Bellowes pantt belowe w%5ch%6 them doe moue, 002.SN4.017 One would moue Loue by rymes, but witchrafte[sic] Charmes 002.SN4.018 Bring not nowe their old feares, nor their old harmes. 002.SN4.019 Ram%Mes and Slinges nowe are seelye batterye, 002.SN4.020 Pistoletts are the best Artillerye. 002.SN4.021 And they who write to Lordes rewardes to gett, 002.SN4.022 Are they not like Boyes singing at doore for meate? 002.SN4.023 And they who write because all write, haue still 002.SN4.024 That scuse for writing and for writing ill. 002.SN4.025 But hee is worste, who beggarly doth chawe [f.9v] 002.SN4.026 Others wittes fruites, and in his rauenous mawe 002.SN4.027 Ranckly disgested doth those thinges out-spue 002.SN4.028 As his owne thinges: and th'are his owne, 'tis true; 002.SN4.029 ffo.%5r%6 if one eate my meate, thoughe it bee knowne 002.SN4.030 The meate was myne, th'excrement'his["t'h":sic] owne. 002.SN4.031 But these doe mee noe harme; nor they w.%5ch%6 vse 002.SN4.032 To oute=swyue Dildoes, and oute-vsure Iewes, 002.SN4.033 To oute=drinke the Sea, out=sweare the Letanee, 002.SN4.034 who w%5th%6 Synnes all kyndes as ffamilyer bee 002.SN4.035 As Confesso.%5rs%6, and for whose synfull sake 002.SN4.036 Schoole=men newe Ten%Mementes in hell must make: 002.SN4.037 who straunge synnes Cannonistes could hardly tell 002.SN4.038 In w.%5ch%6 Com%Maundements large receite they dwell. 002.SN4.039 But these punishe themselues: the insolence 002.SN4.040 Of %1Coscus%2 only breedes my greate offence. 002.SN4.041 whome %1Tyme%2 (w.%5ch%6 rottes all, and makes botches pox 002.SN4.042 And plodding on must make a Calfe an Oxe) 002.SN4.043 Hath made a Lawyer, w.%5ch%6 was alas of late 002.SN4.044 But a scarse Poett: Iollyer of this state 002.SN4.045 Then are newe benefic'd Ministers, he throwes 002.SN4.046 (Like Netts or lyme-twigges wheare so'ere hee goes) 002.SN4.047 His tytle of %1Barrester%2 on euery wenche, 002.SN4.048 And wooes in languague[sic] of the Pleas and Benche. 002.SN4.049 A Motion Ladye, speake %1Coscus%2; I haue beene [f.10] 002.SN4.050 In Loue, 'ere since tricessimo of the Queene, 002.SN4.051 Continuall Claymes I ha'ue[sic] made, Iniunctions gott 002.SN4.052 To stay my Riualls suite, that hee should not 002.SN4.053 Proceede; Spare mee; In Hillary tearme I went, 002.SN4.054 You say'de, if I retourn'd this Size in Lent, 002.SN4.055 I should bee in Remitter of your grace, 002.SN4.056 In the interim my Letters should take place 002.SN4.057 Of Affidauits. wordes, wordes w.%5ch%6 would teare, 002.SN4.058 The tender Laborynth of a softe maydes eare 002.SN4.059 More, more, then ten %1Slauonians%2 scolding; more 002.SN4.060 Then when wynd's in our ruyn'd Abbeyes roare. 002.SN4.061 When sicke of %1Poetrye%2, and possest w%5th%6 Muse 002.SN4.062 Thou wast, and madd, I hop'd; but Men w%5ch%6 chuse 002.SN4.063 Lawe-practize for meere gayne, bold Soule repute 002.SN4.064 worse then embrothe'ld Strumpetts prostitute. 002.SN4.065 Nowe like an owle-like watchman hee must walke 002.SN4.066 His handes still at a Bill: nowe hee must talke 002.SN4.067 Idely like prisoners, w%5ch%6 whole mounthes will sweare 002.SN4.068 That only suretyshipp hath broughte them theare. 002.SN4.069 And to euery Suitor lye in euery thinge, 002.SN4.070 Like a Kinges ffauoryte, yea like a Kinge. 002.SN4.071 Like a wedge in a blocke wringe to the Barre 002.SN4.072 Bearing like Asses, and more shamelesse farre 002.SN4.073 Then carted whores lye to the graue Iudge, for 002.SN4.074 Bastardes[sic] aboundes not in kinges tytles, nor 002.SN4.075 Simonye and Sodomy in Church-mens lyues, [f.10v] 002.SN4.076 As these thinges doe in him; by these hee thriues. 002.SN4.077 Shortely, (as the Sea) hee will compa'sse[sic] all o.%5r%6 Land, 002.SN4.078 ffrom %1Scotts%2 to %1Wighte%2, from %1Mounte%2 to %1Douer%2 strand, 002.SN4.079 And spyeng heyres melting w%5th%6 glottonee, 002.SN4.080 %1Satan%2 will not ioy at their synnes, as hee. 002.SN4.081 ffor as a thriftye wenche scrapes kytchinstuffe,[1word] 002.SN4.082 And barrelling the droppinges, and the snuffe 002.SN4.083 Of wasting Candles, w.%5ch%6 in thirty yeare 002.SN4.084 Reliquely kept perchaunce buyes wedding geare: 002.SN4.085 Peecemeale hee getts Landes, and spendes as much tyme 002.SN4.086 wringing eache acre, as Men pulling Pryme. 002.SN4.087 In parchment then large as his ffeildes, hee drawes 002.SN4.088 Assurances; bigg as gloss'd Civill Lawes. 002.SN4.089 Soe huge, that men in our tymes forwardnesse, 002.SN4.090 Are ffathers of the Church for writing lesse. 002.SN4.091 These hee writes not, nor for these written payes, 002.SN4.092 Thearfore spares noe lengthe, as in those dayes 002.SN4.093 When %1Luther%2 was profest, hee did desire 002.SN4.094 Short Pater Nosters, sayeng as a ffryre 002.SN4.095 Eache day his beades, but having lefte those lawes 002.SN4.096 Addes to Christes Prayre, the %1Power%2 and %1Glorye%2 clawse. 002.SN4.097 But when hee sells or chaunges Land, h'impayres 002.SN4.098 His wrightings, and vnwatch'd leaues oute %1Ses%2 %1heyres%2 002.SN4.099 As slylye as any Com%Menter goes bye [f.11] 002.SN4.100 Harde wordes or sence: or in Divinitye. 002.SN4.101 As Controuerters in vouch'd Textes leaues oute 002.SN4.102 Shrewde wordes w.%5ch%6 might gainst them cleare the doubte. 002.SN4.103 wheare are those spredd woodes w%5ch%6 cloth'd heeretofore 002.SN4.104 Those boughte Landes, not builte, nor burn't w%5th%6in doores? 002.SN4.105 wheare the old Land lordes troopes and Almes? In greate Halls 002.SN$.106 %1Carthusian%2 ffastes, and fullsome %1Bacchinalls%2 002.SN4.107 Equally I hate, Meanes blesse. In rich mens homes 002.SN4.108 I bidd kill some Beastes, but not %1Heccatomes%2. 002.SN4.109 None sterue, none surfett soe; But Oh wee allowe 002.SN4.110 Good workes as good, But oute of fashion nowe, 002.SN4.111 Like old riche wardropps. But my wordes none drawes 002.SN4.112 w.%5th%6in the vaste reache of th' huge Statute Lawes. 002.SN4.0SS |I: D:| 002.SN4.0$$ %1First line ind c. 2 sp%2